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swifthorizon
10 April 2009 @ 03:10 pm
*25 Multifandom Icons:
-5 Emma Watson
-5 HP 4/5
-2 Paramore
-5 Katy Perry
-5 Slumdog Millionaire
-3 Twilight
*Credit is appreciated.



Teasers:




come by and see me, I'm a love letter away )
 
 
Current Mood: amused
Current Music: camera obscura
 
 
swifthorizon
08 March 2009 @ 02:04 pm
so i actually should be studying for the 3 1/2 major tests i have next week (the half's a major quiz), but instead i figured what the heck? why not shoot a blog?

anyhow, i FINALLY saw slumdog millionaire yesterday, and let me tell you it lives up to the hype. asides from a few stingy plot flaws and a residual british accent, i could find virtually nothing in the movie. still, i can try.

SPOILER ALERT

summary: so this movie starts out with jamal, played by dev patel, rising british-indian actor hailing from the series skins, being tortured through various methods. we then find out he has been accused for fraud on a game show. thus starts a chain of visits down memory lane as jamal relives his life in the slums to explain how he knows every single question. jamal relates everything; a riot that kills his mother, an orphanage that does unspeakable evils for money, his brother's first murder and induction into the palm of a nefarious gangster, and a love that will hit home with viewers. we finally reach the present in jamal's story, and as he finally reaches the final question, all that truly matters to him is finding the love of his life.

electocuting for fraud: fail...?
i mean, i haven't been through mumbai's corporal punishment system, but i'm pretty sure they wouldn't shock your brains out for knowing stuff. well maybe. but not likely.

slum kids: epic, epic pass
this movie had the best child acting i've seen, well, ever. Maybe it was cause these kids were straight from the slums of mumbai, but the realness of their acting really made the movie worthwhile and believable. kudos, kids, and have fun with your new school/house courtesy of danny boyle :)

danny boyle: epic pass that man just made it onto my list of honorary almost-indians. bravo.

plotline: pass
it just barelyy loses the epic for skipping over a few details that would have been nice to know (like, for example, how does he get onto the show in the first place? or the job as chai-walla? where'd that come from?). i'm being a little over-critical just because there's so little to criticize with this movie. overall, it was a fantastic blend from real-time to flashback to sitting in that chair opposite anil kapoor, whose acting was up to par as always. I still can't imagine how they managed to come up with a way to connect a slumdog's childhood to the love of his life to every single random question thrown at him. as an amateur writer, i am in awe of the writers for this film.

depiction of india: epic pass
mr. boyle wasn't afraid to get into the gritty details, adding everything from religious riots to the dirty mumbai underworld. of course, the eye-gouging scene left me a little sick to the stomach, but it's sad to say i can't vouch that that has never happened. even though the movie shows off the darker side of the city, it also shows the beauty india holds, and the connections that can be made when there are 9 million people all living in one place.

dev patel: pass
i give props to him for a decent acting job, but that pesky british accent didnt seem to want to go away, making the transition from his indian-born and bred younger self to him a little choppy. still, he was believable, which is a hard thing to come by these days.

freida pinto: pass
only said about a third of the lines her younger selves got to say, but at least she's photogenic.

ending: epic pass
i almost cried. almost. there was a sniffle.
it really was a good romantic ending, with all of the mush without the cliche.

dance at the end: why not
its india's legacy to add in some kind of unneccesary dance number, so there isn't really much i can say. the kids were cute, dev patel was only extremely awkward.

music: brilliant
i had to come up with something better than epic pass for this movie's soundtrack. even MIA sounded right, which must have been hard to incorporate. i've always been a fan of A.R. Rahman, the miscellaneous sound guy, but this just blew me away. i say the soundtrack was at least a third of what made this movie freakin' awesome. and congrats on having the most oscars out of any indian mr. rahman. we're proud of you.

totaled: 1 fail, 1 brilliant, 6 1/4 epics, which rounds out to about 8 1/4 out of 9 1/4, which is a solid 4.89 out of 5 stars. just, awesome.

i was reading through some old stuff yesterday, and i came to the horrific realization that i've forgotten how to write well. i figured it was like riding a bike, but apparently ive lost it. Anyway, i've decided that now with every pointless or occasionally meaningful blog i'll write a teensy passage, just to get back in shape. they're not really going to be connected, prolly just something off the top of my head.

and if i wasn't swamped with all this schoolwork, i would post some icons. i have a set too, i just haven't had the time to fix them up and upload. i will though, pinky pinky pinky promise (thats three pinkies people!)

-zay

All he could do was stare at the face which had followed him day and night, the face he had seen standing out in the cold but nothing but the clothes on her back, the face he had loved and lost and loved again, the face that carried the truth to both their lives. Eyes that had seen hardship and strife, but fought through to see the beauty in life; a smile that said what a thousand words could not begin to understand or comprehend. Most importantly, in the face opposite his he saw love - a love for the world, a love for life, and a burning love for him that shot through him like a flame as he ran one finger down her porcelain cheek. Her eyes fluttered close as he marveled at her perfection.
"Kiss me," she whispered, her voice as light as the wind dancing through the air. He leaned towards her, slowly, deliberately, and suddenly nothing mattered - everything was all right in the world.
 
 
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Current Music: keane - allemande
 
 
swifthorizon
10 February 2009 @ 07:13 pm
hello lovers!

It's been wayyyy too long since i got a post out, with school and my meager social life, I just haven't had any time to sit down at my computer and get some solid work done. My computer has been up and running, and with a terrabyte of memory it won't be dying on me anytime soon.

Anyone watch the grammy's?

1. So Chris Martin can't dance. I love him anyway.
2. Anyone know whether it was Kanye or Jay-z that popped up during "Lost"? I've got a pretty big bet going with a friend that it was Kanye. Fingers crossed :)
3. I hate Miley Cyrus. I hate Taylor Swift. Both of them together? Too painful for words.
4. Speaking of people I hate, why jobros? WHY!?!?
5. Old guy and country chick winning all the awards!? Not cool, old guy and country chick. Just not cool.
6. Kudos to JenHuds for her award(s?). After her family tragedy, she definately deserves it.

Anyhoo, things have been pretty quiet in the household lately. Seeing as I have ten solid weeks of school with two teacher workdays and no days off (i'm only in week 3), there's a fairly good chance I won't be posting any masterpieces for a while. But when I do, it will be awesome.

-Zay
 
 
swifthorizon
07 December 2008 @ 08:51 pm
hey everybody,

so i'm writing this post on the floor, in my room, under my desk , on the family laptop, while tending to my baby's sickbed. You may be wondering, wtf she has a baby? or why is she on the floor?

the answer to all your questions?

my beloved computer, which i would probably love more than my child if i had one, has AIDS.

not people aids, computer aids.

what does this mean?

until i can get all 436 (yes, 436) critically dangerous, incredibly malicious worms/trojans/adwares/spywares/something called an internet explorer monster that looked particularly horrific out of my computer and try to piece the shreds of my software back together, i might be able to get something done.

in the meantime, pray for my baby, and may you never have to go through the same heartbreaking ordeal i am suffering. -teartear-

-zay
 
 
Current Mood: frustrated
 
 
swifthorizon
23 November 2008 @ 06:48 pm
So unless you live under a rock or in a cave somewhere, you probably know that twilight the movie came out on friday. Being the ecstatic, eccentric, edward-tastic twi-hard that I am, you couldn't have thought I would have denied you a review, did you?

as always,
SPOILER ALERT COVER YOUR MONITOR

AND HIT THE BACK BUTTON LEST YOUR TWILIGHT

MOVIE EXPERIENCE BE RUINED FOREVER!!


so now that that's taken care of, here is your juicy, mouth-watering, jaw-dropping, fangirl-crying, supercalifragilsticexpialidocioustastic TWILIGHT MOVIE REVIEW!

Trailers:epic pass. our audience literally broke into applause when the harry potter trailer ended. I wolf-whistled. :)

Robert Pattinson:epic fail.I'm sorry, crazy OMFGZRPATTZISTEHSEX fangirls, but with all the makeup and whatever terrible directing Pattsy got, he just wasn't the Edward Cullen I've been fantasizing about for months. Admittedly, my dream EdCull would be the lovechild of Leonardo Dicaprio and Gaspard Ulliel, but we all can't have our ways.

Kristen Stewart: surprisingly, epic pass. it took me a while to warm up to KStew, and it concerned me a bit that she wasn't wearing pants during the first kiss, but i really can see her as a socially retarded necrophile. kudos, kstew. kudos.

Whoever that guy playing Charlie was: meh. yes, the infamous meh, meaning i was too busy crying of laughter at robert pattinson trying to be sexy to pay much attention to Charlie. Granted, the gun-cocking joke actually made me laugh (not like that perverts)

Kellan Lutz: epic pass. i wouldn't mind getting mauled by that one ;)

The ugly she-demon formerly known as Rosalie: epic fail.

Bella's Lullaby: meh. the beginning made me cringe, but once i got past that it was actually kind of nice. i might even transpose it.

Eric the Asian:fail.

Eric the Asian waving a worm around on a stick:epic fail.

Taylor Lautner:epic pass. -insert bad doggy-style joke here-

Taylor Lautner trying to be Rapunzel:epic fail. i'm only looking to new moon so i can see him without that stupid wig (please let it be a wig).

Jasper: epic pass. if they made an emoticon for his facial expressions, the internet would be that much funnier.

The Meadow Scene: this was such an epic fail, it almost passes. a few of my friends had to literally leave the theater, they were laughing so hard.

Kstew's formerly mentioned lack of pants: epic wtf? (fail)

CGI Effects: oh my lord. epic, epic, epic fail. it was terrible even for a low budget movie. even HEROES the tv show had better sfx than that. edward's sparklyness looked more like edward's hyperactive sweat glands, just to give you a little taste of the terror.

Mike Newton: why was he trying to be black? is there a plot-related reason for that? epic fail

Jessica Stanley: hahahahhah boobs. epic pass.

Racial Diversity: It's a tiny town in Washington State, Summit Entertainment. Not exactly the melting pot of America. epic fail.

James: he actually would have been hot if he wasn't sporting a long, glossy ponytail (ick). and i don't think i've seen anyone look that creepy while inhaling my entire life (yes, not even VOLDEMORT.) epic fail

Laurent: I'm pretty sure Mike Newton thought he was this guy. epic fail Doesn't the whole pale-skin factor get nixed out if black people stay black when tey turn into vampires? Maybe its just me being a smidge racist. racism=fail.

Victoria: meh.can't really critique her, seeing as she didn't do anything relatively important the entire movie.

Ballet Studio Scene: would have been bearable if it weren't for the horrific special effects. epic fail.

Bella having a seizure after the Ballet Studio Scene: meh.kinda wierd, but at that point i had pretty much grown immune to the wierd factor. and people, why was the wound on her hand circular? Does James have an extra set of teeth no one knows about?

Bella's prom dress: meh.not nearly as pretty as i expected, but bearable. I'll do my best not to pull a "Hermione's-yule-ball-dress-was-the-wrong-color-someone-kill-the-costume-designer" again.

Prom: epic fail this was actually relatively close to passing, because it was the only scene in the entire movie where rpattz didn't make me want to punch a baby. but really, a prom that nice in a city of 3000 people? rich town. rich, racially diverse, vampire-infested town.

Bella/Edward: meh. i mean, i see the chemistry and all that stuff, but they tried to condense it so much it seemed like the relationship was moving as fast as the cullens' cars (which reminds me of some wicked stunt driving that deserves an epic pass)

which brings our total toooo:
epic pass:7
epic fail:13
meh:6
which gives us a 10/13 or 3.8/5, more for comedic value than for anything else

obviously, the movie itself was terrible, but it's still strangely enjoyable. not something you'd go see to open your mind to the wonders of cinematography, but definately a fun flick to laugh at with some friends. long live the twilight franchise. :)
 
 
swifthorizon
25 October 2008 @ 03:58 pm
*58 Icons:
-19 Twilight
-8 Gossip Girl
-7 Heroes
-25 Various Models

*Credit is appreciated.



Teasers:




you and I will escape to the seaside )
 
 
Current Mood: cheerful
Current Music: The Hush Sound
 
 
swifthorizon
21 September 2008 @ 03:26 pm
seeing as today's sunday, and i reserve sundays for doing absolutely nothing in particular, i figured i might as well sit down and make a couple of icons. so i sit down at my trusty dell, crank up some mayday parade, and look through some icons i had made recently. what do i find?

the ugliest 100x100 blocks of wasted space i have ever seen in my life.
so i figure, hey, maybe it was a bad day, and start making some.

forty minutes later, here i am, tapping away on my mouse, not a single burst of inspiration coming to me. not even gaspard made me want to make icons.

i keep up the optimism though, and i decide to do some sheet music. three notes in and i'm in some kind of brainless stupor.

seriously people, i'm not a lazy person. its just some kind of freaky total mindblock. as soon as i get the creative juices flowing, i will update. pinky swear.

on a brighter note, i've decided to put up an all-exclusive, super-juicy, detailed review on what i thought of breaking dawn. don't know what that is? go shoot yourself in the foot. no joke.
seeing as i'm going to pry the book apart page by page, it'll be riddled with spoilers.
so for those of you poor, lost souls who haven't read the book yet:

SPOILER ALERT SPOILER ALERT SPOILER ALERT

so some people have called bd an epic pass,some call it an epic fail. my opinion:

bellas car(s): epic pass. being the spawn of a crazy autophile, i know enough about cars to drool at the thought of something better than the mercedes guard. and who doesn't love a good ferrari?

jacob running away: epic fail. i was cool with it in eclipse because i figured he'd just run around some and come back. running off to canada when your lover's getting married? not cool jake. not cool.

the cullen/swan wedding: epic pass, just cause it wasn't bad enough to fail. it was cute, it probably made every teenage girl in america and beyond jealous, and picturing charlie in a penguin suit made my day.

wedding reception: epic pass. a garter in mike newton's face? yes. jacob coming back? yes. jacob leaving a path of angsty destruction behind him? i'll live.

isle esme: edward+bella+feathers=epic pass.

book two: epic fail. i love jacob, but i can only take so much angst. and bella's childbirth put me off procreating for life.

jacob/rosalie: epic pass. though some more creative blonde jokes would have been nice.

jacob/leah: epic fail. why renesmee, jacob? WHY!?!? which brings me to:

jacob/renesmee: epic, epic, epic fail. ew. just, ew.

renesmee's name: wtf. (epic fail.)

sam getting alpha-whupped: epic pass. that's what sam gets for going all mutant-human/vampire-killing-crazy.

final battle: epic fail. where was the gore? where was the mindless vampire massacre we were all looking for? leave it to alice to mess things up.

which brings the tally to:

epic pass: 6 epic fail: 6

a tie!? O: so some parts i loved, some parts i skipped over (shame on me), but i think we will all mourn the end of a beloved series.

RIP MIDNIGHT SUN

-zay
 
 
Current Mood: cheerful
Current Music: cadence - anberlin
 
 
swifthorizon
19 August 2008 @ 07:55 pm
*25 Rafael Nadal icons.
*Credit is appreciated.

Teasers:


3,2,1, you'll fall in my arms now )
 
 
swifthorizon
19 August 2008 @ 11:58 am
Hey Everybody!

Just got back yesterday from my grueling 27-hour flight across half the globe. Needless to say, it wasn't fun.
The plane food sucked, getting claustrophobia from sitting in between two obese New Yorkers sucked, almost dying of heatstroke in 120 degree weather sucked, not being able to buy breaking dawn for 21 DAYS after its release almost drove me to insanity, but coming home felt good :)

So while I was gone, I watched the Olympics on a black-and-white tv about the size of my microwave (no joke), and I must say, the Chinese outdid themselves on the opening ceremony. A scroll the entire length of the stadium? Damn.
I skipped over some of the gayer sports and anything that had men in speedos, but I did manage to catch most of the tennis stuff. I have lost all hope in Federer - losing to James Blake? Tsk tsk tsk. Rafa meanwhile, who has been my fave tennis player since the beginning of time, pretty much breezed through the entire thing. Bouncing a tennis ball on your head? How much more badass can you get? On top of it all, Rafa getting gold gives me an excuse to post those old Wimbledon icons i never got around to getting out :D
I also saw Coach K and the gang killing the Czech Republic (I think - it was a little hard to read the midgit abbreviations in the corner of the screen), and it was wierd to see some duke in them. Wierd, but gratifying. Speaking of which, I'm pretty sure Danny Green was on my plane to New York. Why him and not Paulus? Why!?!?

Being a woman of my word, I slaved for a good couple hours to finish some icons, though I spent a solid half an hour drooling on my keyboard. Jet lag is a horrible thing. I'll put up another post so you can snag them :)

And I'm almost done with Miserable at Best by mayday parade and What Sarah Said by death cab for cutie, they should be out in a couple days (I hope)

Adios! :)
 
 
Current Mood: sleepy
Current Music: keane
 
 
swifthorizon
28 July 2008 @ 10:14 am
Hey Everybody,

Sorry i kinda haven't posted anything up yet. It's been totally crazy in the fam the last couple of weeks, and I've barely gotten more than a couple minutes to scramble for the computer.

So I'm gonna be in the homeland from this thursday to august 16, give or take a day due to ridiculous time zone changes, and I don't think they've even discovered dial-up yet.

Yes, I'm stuck in a backwards country for three weeks with no internet.

But I swear the minute i get over the reeling jet-lag, I will post something. It may suck, but it will be something.

Au revoir :)
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Current Mood: rushed
Current Music: Matchbook Romance
 
 
swifthorizon
04 July 2008 @ 05:27 pm
Hello Lovers!

It's your girl Zay, just adding my first post on my new icon/sheet music livejournal
I'm super excited :D

I'm just finishing up some Gaspard icons and a couple of new sheets, they should be up by this week or so
Comments are love :)

Have a happy 4th of July!
 
 
Current Mood: ecstatic
Current Music: Superbus
 
 
 
 

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